Damn, Tabulas sucks a lot. So no longer shall it be updated. Sucks for you! I have a LJ, username: _draintheblood_. If you want to see it, you have to be my friend, so hah. Plus, I'm really getting annoyed with all the random tags that are all... scary. But yeeeeeah, I'm done now.

~Colleen~

Wee, I just got back from the carnival a bit ago! Me, Bradley, and Rachel hung out the whole time (Bradley's brother picked me up) and we hung out. I stole some Carmex from Eckerds, and we bought madd candy. I have bruises allll over from the sides of the rides we went on, and getting slammed in to them. I have one above my elbow, one on my lower back, one on each shoulder.. it's painful! And my battle scar from the slide, of course. But it's definitely worth it. Me and Rachel are going to go tomorrow at like 12, and live up our last day later. I took Bradley's wristband and cut it off, so hopefully I can tape it back together and get Purple to go or something. I think Melissa might have bought her a band today, but I'm not sure. Plus if Ricky goes, I want him to go on the rides with Purple. = )

I saw Renee from a far distance. That sucked. But Melissa bought me for $0.39, (she had a sticker that said 3/$1.00 or $0.39 each, and she put it on me), but she gave me $0.40, so she got me for just a little bit longer! She's so awesome! <3 We did the humping thing in the Gravitron, like me and Purple last night. My friends are awesome!!

We all cut in line A LOT. But it had to be done!

Tomorrow should be fun.. our last day of the carnival, but oh well! We'll make the most of it. I hope all my friends can go, especially Purple and Melissa, 'cuz they some fine ho's yo. Nah, they're just awesome. = )

On the Fireball, there was this guy sitting in front of me and Rachel (2 seats face another 2 seats), and I asked him if when the attendant pushes down on the seat to make sure you're strapped in, if it hurts his penis, and he told me no. And we started having a conversation and shyt, he was cool as fuck! But then he's like 'How old are you guys?' and we told him (turning 15) and then Rachel was like 'How old are you?' and he said 'How old do I look?' and I said 19, and he turned out to be 20. But that was fun anyhow... = )

Saw Jenn. But then I saw Jon, and told him how I saw Jenn, and he saw Jenn too, and we were both like "blaaaaaaaaaaah yuck," and it all evened out!

Anyway... I better get off the computer and to sleep because my grandma is staying over my house, for one, and I should be off, plus I need to get up early tomorrow morning because I promised the aforementioned grandmother pancakes for breakfast. Plus I'm going to try and do some homework, rather than do it all on Monday on President's Day. Woo woo!

Colleen

Summary of Today:
+Went to school
+Played volleyball with Jessica
+Sami "saw" a man on stilts in the construction site by Piper!
+Stalked Ryan with Kasey and Annie
+Passed notes with Annie!!!
+Put "destiny" all over our poster for Pathfinders
+Worked with my "Bengal Buddy" in geography... Emi is cool!

First hour was my first day of actual exercise in P.E. I played volleyball with Jessica for the first time EVAR!!! It was pretty cool... I like it! I like it a lot! It was actually pretty cool once I started to figure out how to play a bit. We had to go run around the track, and while we're walking over there we had to go past this construction sight, and Sami goes "OH MY GOD! LOOK! A GUY ON STILTS IS OVER THERE!!!" And Purple is like "WHERE?!" And Sami gestures wildly over to the construction sight, and Purple is all "Why would someone on a construction sight be wearing stilts?!" And I'm like "Sami...was it a shadow?!" And she insisted that there WAS a guy on STILTS in a CONSTRUCTION SIGHT. So me and Purple being the smart people we are stay there with her looking for this guy on stilts, and we're almost marked as skipping class because we got sidetracked for 10 minutes looking for this guy, and we wonder into the class area, and our teacher is all "Where were you?" in his funny accent... and Sami goes "We're looking for a guy on stilts at the construction sight!" She got the whole class involved with looking for the guy on stilts and she's like "I swear he was there!!!" and I'm like "Sami, I know! He went in the building with his stilts on, then took them off inside, and now he came out but he doesn't have his stilts on anymore!" And she was like... "No no no! I swear!! HE HAS STILTS!!!!" Me and Purple are just "bickering" (as Sami put it) off to the side, watching her try and convince our teacher and our class that there is a guy with stilts at a construction sight. Heh...

Second hour, we got a 37 page FCAT (our state's standardized achievement test thing... like a dumb person SAT) packet... yeah... it's SO incredibly stupid, and we went through it all today... so easy, it's scary. But... whatever, ya know? Easy work... me and Jon are going to try and smuggle a duck on to the Gravitron ride thing and see what happens if we feed it Alka-seltzer (duck explosive!) and spin it rapidly. Haha. <3 We're also gonna make him pirate pants... booty on his booty!

Me and Annie had an awesome note in third hour today...

*looks through backpack for note and can't find it and begins to think UH OH...*

*finds it*

*relieved*

Me: GAWD! The girl that sits behind me (Kelly?) annoys me greatly -- the "joke" of calling Mr. Tower Santa Claus gets old real quick. The extremely obese girl annoys me too. And the girl in the red sweater. Come to think of it almost if not all, of the black people in this class annoy me.

Annie: Yeah man. Every one of them annoy me. Except for the girl that's got the rainbow sox, the boy next to the to the girl behind me... The quiet ones I guess. But the others just.. just need to die or something. Yeah, that Kelly girl and her Santa Claus thing is dumb now. lol

Me: Heh... why are black people so obnoxious in general?! That girl's socks are forking awesome!


Annie: LMFAO! Black folks should go in the chair. lol I'm so mean. But she's nice (girl with cool sox).

The end! Heh, isn't that great? I jut adore my picture, hehe.

After school... Gary told me that he had to go take a crap. He was going to go on his bus and then take a crap. I'm like "You're gonna crap on your bus?" And he's like "Noooo.. I'm going to go on the bus and then go home and then have a poo." It was so scary. Then I asked him about if I asked him to, if he would make a loud orgasming sound in the middle of a bunch of people for a dollar or something... if he'd do it. And he said no, because he'd probably sound all retarded like *insert: gurgling-puking-orgasming-moaning-creaking door-constipated sound* It was so beautiful!!

I guess it was an overall good day... except for the fact that I'm sick and just ooze unsanitary-ness, and that me and the girlfriend are fighting. I'm not sure if she knows, but she will after she reads this. >.<

Stupid shit, really.. but I'm worked up about it. It just got under my skin. We were talking and she was reading through this entry and pointing out all of my typos, heh... and then she commented to me in IM about the Stalking Crew today... and she said that a person had told her about how Ryan had offered him and his friend Chris (I'm guessing it's a guy) $10 to "handle us" (heh, interesting phrase). So she showed me the conversation with the person, and I'm like.. who is that? And she says can't say... so I asked her again. Nope, can't tell me. Whatever though, not a HUGE deal as it has escalated into for me... but I'm like FINE! If you won't tell me, I'm not talking to you... and she says okay! I was like... what! So it was silence for half an hour then she said she had to go, and we'll see each other at the carnival on Thursday.

I don't know why this is getting to me so much.. I mean, if I was anyone on the outside of this relationship, I would laugh at me for totally overreacting, but I'm not, and so I'm just trying to deal with what I'm feeling about all of this. Our relationship is based so much on trust and honesty, but she can't tell me something simple like that or even have the integrity to tell me why she can't? Maybe I might understand... but I don't. So this has been bothering me all night.

My friend Anna has broken up with her g/f recently as well.. I'm feeling bad for her. They hadn't been going out for very long (a bit over a week) but Anna really cared about the relationship and she was doing everything to save it because they had already begun to fight over the most stupid of things, and she went all out for this chick, who is just seemingly a total bitch. Anna deserves better than that! She needs someone who will treat her right--she's an awesome person!

But.. it's time for me to go and do my homework shit now... it's after 9 now that I've copied and editted all this shit from my LiveJournal entry and done all my on-line journal therapy... heh.

MattsLiLTiNk1026: gotta go bounce over to Breezes
Dood I Fell: breezes? that is?
MattsLiLTiNk1026: on commercial next to publix
MattsLiLTiNk1026: a custard place
MattsLiLTiNk1026: its fuckin awesome
Dood I Fell: oOo
Dood I Fell: have fun! lol
MattsLiLTiNk1026: PIPER NITE!
MattsLiLTiNk1026: GO SUPPORT THE BAND
Dood I Fell: haha
Dood I Fell: yeeeeeeeeeeah right
Dood I Fell: lol
MattsLiLTiNk1026: LOL
MattsLiLTiNk1026: thanks
Dood I Fell: you know i love you
Dood I Fell: i dont have to go to a custard place to show that

Heh.. the best part of tonight. <3 Amanda <3 (TAHOMA HEARTS!!!!!!!)

~Colleen

Well, yeah... me and Amanda had fun in geography today... drawing a penis on Oregon... FLORIDA IS EJACULATING!!!!!!!

<3333333333333 you Amanda!!!! ...and the hickey on your neck!

~Colleen!

Hey there everyone! Long time no post! A whole FIVE DAYS! Oh man... crazy! Well, I just got back from Colorado about 2 hours ago. The trip was awesome. Yesterday (Friday) was our last day of actually being able to ski, but I decided to snowboard. The last time I tried to snowboard I took a class and by the end of the day the only thing I could do was get up... couldn't do ANYTHING! But this time, I was like... fuck it, whatever, I'll try it on my own, and now I can actually snowboard! I'm so happy! Then at night me, my dad, and a few friends went tubing. I got spun around so much and I almost fell off my tube because the guy doing it spun me so hard, but it was awesome! I wish I could have stayed longer, but I guess it's good to be home too. I missed my girlfriend a lot over the trip, and I was happy when I came home she was online and I got to talk to her for a bit. That really just made my night... plus she told me Final Destination 2 was on. ^_^

But I have to make this short, because my mom is going "Eggggggggggggehghklfdjh get off of the computer!!" So g'night!

Hello again! What's up? Not much here... just got some free time. My dad's watching the Superbowl, and I'm bored like whoooooooooooa. I was searching through the pictures on his computer and I found a lot of me and a few (one VERY clear) pictures of my cutting, and so those will soon be posted, whenever I get them loaded to my image site and all. Woot woot! You know you're looking forward to that. There are some *SCARY* pictures of me there. >.<

Anywho... today was the first day of skiing. I woke up at 6:30 and after eating, getting my skis, showering, and all that other good stuff, we got out to the slopes at about 10. We went on green (the easiest) and blue (harder) slopes today. I did well.. didn't fall! *happy* We're wicked tired though! I wanna go to sleep early, and that scares me.

So yeeeah... Renee left a scary comment on a conversation between Gary and me. She's like "You should go out." and that is just REALLY strange coming from her, considering she is my girlfriend!!! But I think I can understand what she meant by the comment, so yeeeah.

Well, I'm going to go and update my images and try to post some on this entry or possibly the next one, so lucky you!!

<3 always!!!

~Colleen~

Well, umm, yeah. I haven't updated in a whole day, so I'm sure EVERYONE is like "Oh my god!! How will I survive without Colleen's coolness for this seemingly endless time period?!" Ugh, speaking of period... >.<

MOVING ON! Tomorrow is the big day... Colorado! Yay! I still have to pack, wash my clothes, get the suitcase out, and talk to my Dad to make sure we're still actually going. *rolls eyes*

Today was... cool! Yesterday, I got Amanda to spike my hair with this really nasty gel stuff that looks like cum, and it was cool--messy like whoa! Then today I got this pink gel from Lauren out of my drawer and I brought it to school and had Nick give me liberty spikes. PINK ONES! It's madd pimpin'!! Their fukkin awesome. I wanna shave my head. Except not... Like, where my part ends, I wanna draw a boundary line down to my ears. In front of it towards my face, it'll be normal. But behind it, towards my back, it will be like... dyke short. Then I can style that part. I'd be happy. Especially if I am allowed to dye it pink!!!!

I made a friend in first block (P.E.) today. Purple... woo she ish the shizznat. She was around in the morning when Nick was doing my hair and then we started talking and we got on the topic of Rocky Horror Picture Show and we did the Time Warp and Nick stared at us and laughed. We just did the usual talking thing. And like... after Nick left to walk around, Purple was like "Are you guys going to go out?" and I'm like "Umm... no. Heh. Why?" and she was like "You would make a really cute couple." and I'm like "Two problems there. First, I'm already with someone, and two: he doesn't like me!" and she's like "I think he does. I can tell." I don't know... that'd be cool though if he did. But.. I think we're just friends. Who knows though? Purple is fukkin awesome though!!

Jenn humped me in second block. It was right in front of the teacher as well, and she didn't say a thing. I was like "Ahh Jenn get off of me!!! JENN!" And she's like "Say you love me." and I'm like "No! Jenn!" and she's like "Screaming my name? I guess that will do." and then I ran away. She ran after me and, erm... mounted my leg again and I was like ahh and I didn't wanna be all like "Jenn I love you" because she's grody, so I grabbed her nipple and twisted and she instantly let off. Yay for me. I feel kinda bad though, that had to hurt. >.<

Lunch was loserish.

Third block sucked. Talked to Annie and Kasey.

Fourth block sucked just as much. Did a presentation. Told a guy to suck my penis. Got told by Flavio that "Pink is a straight color." Haha. Umm... I think that's about it.

Now I'm here at home, bored as hell... procrastinating on doing my laundry and homework. This blows. Badly.

Countdowns
Trip to Colorado: 11 hours
Renee and my break-up: 15 days (Valentine's)

Woo... go me! I'll try and write again later, but I really better go do the laundry unless I want to be nekkid. >.< Talk to you all later!!

I <3 you Anna my sexy sexy pimp. Fo sho!

~Colleen~

Oh my... I missed my bus this morning! Now I'm sitting here, waiting for Amanda to come pick me up. She lives like, nearly 4 miles from my house, but apparently John got a new cell phone number so I don't wanna call his house this early in the morning. Anyway, I love Amanda, weeeeeee!! She is the most awesome thing on earth for giving me a ride, and thus I am going to share my egg carton sections with her. ^_^ Hehe... geography class... you wouldn't understand.

Anyway, Amanda should be calling me relatively soon for directions, so I best be on my way and make sure I'm 100% ready for school!!! *puts on fake enthusiastic grin* You totally loved that...

~Colleen~

We got our new classes today. I have gym first hour with Mr. Nieves. UGH!! I can't understand our teacher much because of his accent, but it seems as though we're going to have to actually do the running and participating thing. >.< I clearly understand that we have to wear a plain white shirt and orange or black gym shorts when we dress out. Let's just say, I'm adamantly against white shirts. Jamie Farmer and Sami are in my class, and Nick and Jon (!!!) are in gym at the same time, but with different teachers.

Second hour was English 1 Honors with Mrs. Hausknecht. She's overly peppy, and kinda scary really. I know atleast 70% of the class, and I wanted Nick to sit by me because he is the shyt, but nooo, my ex-g/f Jenn comes and sits there. Yuck! But she gave me a dollar, because we had to fill out this survey thing where it starts a sentence and you complete it. Well, one of the beginnings was "I want..." and so I'm like "Will you give me a dollar if I fill it in with 'your mom'?" and she agreed, so I did, and now I've got a dollar! Woo woo! We had to take a textbook home in that class, meep. Heavy! The most memorable people in the class are Jon L, Nick, Curtis, Jordan, Kasey, Chris, Jenn, Gary, Joseph, Luisa, and that's all I can remember now, lol.

Then I had lunch. I hung out with Drea and John, but I also have Daniel, Lisa, Kaye, Amanda, Jenn, Mary, Zach, Stephanie, Ian, Christian, and probably quite a few more that I can't remember now. It was really boring. I miss Angela and Lauren!!

Next was third hour with Mr. Tower for Critical Thinking Study Skills. There are a bunch of niggers in that class. Niggers in the sense of obnoxious black people that annoy the fuck out of me. And the teacher thinks that it's all great fun. Albany (a girl who was a huge bitch in my fourth block last quarter) is in that class, and she has apparently decided to try and act black. Stupid bitch. >.< Anyway, Christian, Anne, Kasey, Albany (of course), Matt Deslauries, and Bobby are in there. It seems to be an easy class.

Finally was fourth block with Mrs. Johnson for Geography. I really don't see why everyone thinks she's so horrible. She does her job, and doesn't sacrifice herself for some kids that don't even give a fuck anyway. I think she's pretty cool. Strict, but she's a strong speaker. I think as long as you do the work, you'll pass easily. Amanda is in the class (BICYCLE!!!!!!!). Gary, Flavvio, Emilia, Angie, and Jessica are in there as well. We got these really old books in there, but luckily we don't have to bring those back and forth everyday.

So, there's my day for you!! Hope you enjoyed the detailed description of all the people you don't know, but oh well. Now I'm listening to my Eminem album again--I finally brought myself to stop listening to Toxic, but I feel as if I'm in withdrawal. I think I have to go to Office Depot or something tonight for all my school supply-like things. Bleh...

Talk to you all later!!

~Colleen~

Sorry to all my non-friends! You don't get to hear all the yummy details of last night's party at Lauren's, but let's just say it was fucking awesome!!!

I LOVE YOU LAUREN!!!!!!!!

~Colleen~

Haha! Amanda found this slogan thing and it's pretty amusing...

Colleen
Every kiss begins with Colleen.
Colleen just feels right.
Mama mia, that'sa one spicy Colleen!

Renee
Make someone happy with a Renee.
Just do Renee.
Have you forgotten how good Renee tastes?
Strong and beautiful, just like Renee.
Get the door-it's Renee.

Lauren
Time to make the Lauren.
Lauren-Australian for beer.
From our Lauren to yours.
Designed for Lauren, engineered to last.
Wow! I could have had a Lauren!

Penis
Let your penis do the walking.
Lightening the penis.
Does the hard penis, so you don't have to.
All you need is a penis and a dream.
A smooth-running penis is a relaxing experience.
Reach out and touch penis.
There's more than one way to eat a penis.
What would you do for a penis?
Be like Dad, keep penis.
Gonna be a while? Grab a penis.
I can't believe it's not penis.
Penis tested, mother approved.
Think once, think twice, think penis.
Go on, get your penis out.
Do the penis.

Whore
A whore is forever.
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Whore.

Livejournal
Only Livejournal can prevent forest fires.

Vagina
The vagina that likes to say yes.
Say it with vagina.
Melts in your vagina, not in your hand.
Make vagina yours.

Oral Sex
Reach for the oral sex.
Promise her anything, but give her oral sex.
Great oral sex. Great times.
Aaahh, oral sex!
Oral sex makes everything better.

Firm Breasts
Firm breasts not included.
I want my firm breasts.
Gotta lotta firm breasts.
An army of firm breasts.

Used Tampons
The used tampons of a new generation.
More used tampons please.
The joy of used tampons.
The used tampons for all ages.
When you've got used tampons, flaunt it.

Cum
I'm a secret cum drinker.
Ho ho ho, green cum!
Bring out the cum.
Behold the power of cum.
Marvin the Mountie always gets his cum.
The good cum kids go for.

Laid
Get serious. Get laid.

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